Oh, you will have a good time at this page!

Below you can laugh at some silly kitty pics or read different 'kitty bits' about our cats.
Like:
What We Can Learn From Them, What Their 'Rules' Are, Is your cat an Alien? & don't forget to read about *"Snowball" the 87 lb. Cat!

These 3 pages are graphic intensive, so be patient please!

Now, sit back, put your paws up and get ready for some giggles!






All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From My Cat

Curiosity never killed anything, except maybe a few hours.

Variety is the spice of life: one day ignore people, the next day annoy them.

Climb your way to the top, that's why the drapes are there.

If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over some very expensive antique lamps.

When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times.

When in doubt, cop an attitude.

Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.

Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.

Find your place in the sun, especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.

Always give generously - a small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".

When you go out in the world, remember: that being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege!









What in the Wide-Wide-World-Of-Bugs Is Goin' On?!


Rules For Cats

Doors: Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get door opened, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an "outside" door opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season. Swinging doors are to be avoided at all costs.

Chairs & Rugs: If you have to throw up, get to a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, shag is good. When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up so that it is as long as the human's bare foot.

Bathrooms: Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything - just sit and stare.



Bring on da bubbles!


Hampering: If one of your humans is engaged in some close activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called "helping", otherwise known as "hampering". Following are the rules for "hampering".

a) When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and then picked up and comforted.

b) For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book, unless you can lie across the book itself.

c) For knitting projects or paperwork, lie on the work in the most appropriate manner so as to obscure as much of the work as possible or at least the most important part. Pretend to doze, but every so often reach out and slap the pencil or knitting needles. The worker may try to distract you; ignore it. Remember, the aim is to hamper work. Embroidery and needlepoint projects make great hammocks in spite of what the humans may tell you.

d) For people paying bills (monthly activity) or working on income taxes or Christmas cards (annual activity), keep in mind the aim - to hamper! First, sit on the paper being worked on. When dislodged, watch sadly from the side of the table. When activity proceeds nicely, roll around on the papers, scattering them to the best of your ability. After being removed for the second time, push pens, pencils, and erasers off the table, one at a time.

e) When a human is holding the newspaper in front of him/her, be sure to jump on the back of the paper. They love to jump.

f) When human is working at computer, jump up on desk, walk across keyboard, bat at mouse pointer on screen and then lay in human's lap across arms, hampering typing in progress!

Walking: As often as possible, dart quickly and as close as possible in front of the human, especially: on stairs, when they have something in their arms, in the dark, and when they first get up in the morning. This will help their coordination skills.

Bedtime: Always sleep on the human at night so she/he cannot move around.

When using the litter box, be sure to kick as much litter out of the box as possible. Humans love the feel of kitty litter between their toes.





Every now and then, hide in a place where the humans can't find you. Do not come out for 3-4 hours under any circumstances. This will cause the humans to panic (which they love) thinking that you have run away or are lost. Once you do come out, the humans will cover you with love and kisses and you will probably get a treat.

Whenever possible, get close to a human, especially their face, turn around, and present your butt to them. Humans love this, so do it often and don't forget guests.





What One has to do ta get a drink around here!






What Cats do when we are not at home






How To Pick Up Chicks





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